TokyoTeenies.Com 4k porn videos
Today we’re going to take a look at Tokyo Teenies, a website for ladies and gentlemen interested in . It’s a joke. Despite the pre-designed image of the snowman on the top, this site has nothing to do with skiing, sledding or snowball fights. No, TeenSnow.com is a pornography aggregator that collects movies for teens from all over the Internet.
Pretty girls living in an ugly house
Do you want to know my honest reaction when I opened the TokyoTeenies home page? I wanted to close the fucking window and go to a real porn site. This seems like absolute trash.
It’s not all the teen sluts or their depraved sexual antics that bother me. I do not have any problem with that. The miniatures look very good. Some of them are a bit grainy and less defined than I would like, but the action seems attractive: schoolgirls taking out their tits, cartoon cheerleaders throwing their salads and 18-year-old ninfos who put their faces on the screen . .
That damned header, though. I’ll even look beyond the horrible blue baby background, but I can not be behind that header. It is never a good sign when it seems that whoever made the page does not spend time, effort or money on how everything looks.
Do you know how all Internet sites have a logo with a stylized version of their name? Be it Google, Facebook or Jimmy’s Backyard Chicken Fucking Bonanza, the name of the site is always written with some kind of elegant letters at the top of the screen. Actually, “extravagant” is not even a requirement. They may look like pixilated chicken scratches, but the important thing is that the logo is there.
TokyoTeenies does not feel that it must adhere to the same rules as the rest of humanity. Not only is there no logo, the damn name of the plain text site is represented on the screen in sans sans comics. You do not have to be a damn design nerd to know not to use a source intended for third-grade science projects on a website for adult men with firm grips on their own boners.
So yes, I was ready to take the shit out the moment I looked at TokyoTeenies. Although I stayed around. I did it for you, dear pervert, because I know how passionate you are to shake your cock to schoolgirls. Also, I just need to find out how in the shit of life this horrible shit gets 11 million hits per month.